Two stars to the right

Aug 03

[video]

animalrights-humanlefts:

cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay
cellulite and stretch marks are okay

(via theghostoflove)

[video]

home-of-a-heart:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN OR I WILL KILL

(via sarcasmasadefencemechanism)

[video]

“At what point do you take girls out of school altogether because boys can’t handle it?” — Parent of a female teen whose school banned leggings (via oomshi)

(Source: meetingsinthedesert, via sarcasmasadefencemechanism)

allthingseurope:

Nocelle, Italy (by johnny_clash55)

allthingseurope:

Nocelle, Italy (by johnny_clash55)

(via penrynsage)

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

(via sarcasmasadefencemechanism)

[video]

Aug 02

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon

(via allthisambivalence)